You can't believe what I saw yesterday at the gym. I saw a babe on the treadmill at 0.8km per hour, for 5 minutes, plus a toe cramp... Champion!
Just to give you a brief idea how fast 0.8km per hour is, it takes roughly 7.5 minutes to finish a 100 meter dash; the world record set by Usain Bolt at the Beijing Olympics is 9.69 seconds. I'm a statistician, sorry for boring you. In theory, Usain Bolt would have overtaken the babe 45 times in a race... Personally, I think that deserves a world record. (Applause!)
I'm very proud to have known you, Miss Champion. A word of advise: Keep running.
Just to give you a brief idea how fast 0.8km per hour is, it takes roughly 7.5 minutes to finish a 100 meter dash; the world record set by Usain Bolt at the Beijing Olympics is 9.69 seconds. I'm a statistician, sorry for boring you. In theory, Usain Bolt would have overtaken the babe 45 times in a race... Personally, I think that deserves a world record. (Applause!)
I'm very proud to have known you, Miss Champion. A word of advise: Keep running.
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